Speechless Once Again
Me: All right after this round of explanation, do you have a clearer picture of what's going on?
Student: I shall pretend to understand what you just taught.
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Student: I am starting a new club in school.
Me: Cool. What are you calling it?
Student: Project Mayhem.
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Me: How was the recent math test?
Student: It was.........
Me: Difficult?
Student: Intellectually STIMULATING.
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Me: I know at times things in school may get rough and extremely fast-paced, but just hang in there and don't give yourself too much stress.
Student: Don't worry I am not stressed. I have yet to submit last year's holiday homework.
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Me: April Fool's Day just passed, did you play any pranks on others?
Student: Nope. But my friend did, and it was an awesome one.
Me: Pray tell.
Student: She went around telling everyone she was pregnant,and managed to borrow money to get an "abortion".
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Me: Ok now that you have completed the problem, get checking.
Student: Check what?
Me: Your workings.
Student: How?
Me: Since this is a statistics question, take your calculator and punch in them numbers again to make sure your fingers did not disobey you previously.
Student: Why?
Outrageous moments like these: precious. Peace.